Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace (1999) – 3.5/5

Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace (1999)

Next: The Emperor’s New Groove (2000)

A bit of a disappointment and probably more so the more times I see it. Jar-Jar is just annoying as are most of the alien life-forms. I’ve never really liked the make-up job of Darth Maul – looks like a guy in make-up.

There’s some cool things, but not enough.

Haiku Summary
Trade blockade, Jedi
take Queen. Boy, pod race, midi-
clorians? Jar-Jar!